stick ur tongue in my mouth
my vision of hell is taking your ski stuff off to go to the bathroom but every time you unzip a layer there’s just another one underneath and this goes on forever
Meet the newly-discovered dinosaur species that dominated Earth long before the T-Rex.
You may be a delicate flower but, hey, so is Belladonna and it can still kill people.
My boss, in what is probably the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard. (via heloisedevillefort)
I think about this joke a lot.
gUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACK AND CODY WENT TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND ESTEBAN WAS THE SASSY ESTEBANITA